[ Deipno ] sophist

I'm Lindy and I love you for you. I post whatever I want to post. It will usually be my current obsession and what I love.I double dog dare you to leave me an Ask or two. I will be here for you to talk whenever you need it. Want to know me? Don't be afraid to smack me in the face with some of your conversations. Twenty (Aug 24th.)
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michy30:

She’s so awesome

(Source: brookeeverdeen)

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

sonic-hip-attack:

aussied:

urserlicious:

minmo:

so as a social experiment im going to unleash this hot hunk of meat upon my sim town to wreak his manchild wrath
his name is broni friendzoni (it’s italian)

omfg broni friendzoni

I legitimately laughed at this for like ten minutes before hitting reblog

BRONI FRIENDZONI

*ugly cackling*

thatonedave:

dickkickington:

tavbutt:

stitchedego:

O B E Y . S U B M I T. C O N S U M E.

FUCKING GOD WHAT IS THAT

seaweed

THEY HUNGER

tupacabra:

when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay

loveincolororg:

Slowly, but surely moving forward!

Eternal glory! That is what awaits the student who wins The Triwizard Tournament. But to do this that student must survive three tasks. Three extremely dangerous tasks.

Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire (2005)

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

yea that’s what happens to white people with dreads

the amount of white people I offended with this joke is almost as funny as this joke

owlcitee:

pitbullfan:

“youre gay? you dont look gay”

well shit wtf does a gay look like

(Source: profoak)

cat forgets she’s sticking her tongue out [x]

wwruska:

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!

I’m laughing so hard oh my god