when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
Eternal glory! That is what awaits the student who wins The Triwizard Tournament. But to do this that student must survive three tasks. Three extremely dangerous tasks.
Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire (2005)
yea that’s what happens to white people with dreads
the amount of white people I offended with this joke is almost as funny as this joke
“youre gay? you dont look gay”
well shit wtf does a gay look like